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 FRIENDS ARE FOREVER ,

 UNITL THEY GET IN RELATIONSHIP

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WALKING WITH A FRIEND IN THE DARK 

IS BETTER THAN WALKING ALONE IN THE LIGHT.

 

IM JEALOUS OF MY PARENTS .....

I'LL NEVER HAVE A KID AS COOL AS THEIRS...

MOSQUITOS ARE LIKE FAMILY.

ANNOYING BUT THEY CARRY YOUR BLOOD.

LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU,

SNORE AND YOU SLEEP ALONE.

ALWAYS WEAR CUTE PAJAMAS TO BED YOU'LL NEVER KNOW

WHO YOU WILL MEET IN YOUR DREAMS....

WHO NEEDS TELEVISION WHEN THERE IS 

SO MUCH DRAMA ON FACEBOOK'''';;;

GOOGLE MUST BE A WOMAN

BECAUSE IT KNOWS EVERYTHING

Life is Short - Chat Fast! 

IT'S BEEN 70+ YEARS, TOM.

YOU'RE NEVER  GOING TO EAT JERRY:)

IT IS FAR BETTER TO BE ALONE ,

THAN TO BE IN BAD COMPANY.

Girls use Photoshop to look beautiful.. 

Boys use Photoshop to show their creativity.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, 

come to me. I'll tell you more.

LIFE IS TOO SHORT SMILE WHILE

YOU STILL HAVE TEETH''''.....

I WAKE UP WHEN I CANT HOLD 

MY PEE IN ANY LONGER..

My father always told me, 

'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life

I love my job only 

when I'm on vacation..

Did anyone else notice the sound 

if you click the like button on my status?

I'm not lazy,

I'm on energy saving mode

I want someone to look at me 

the way I look at cupcakes!!

TODAY MORNING WHEN I WAS DRIVING MY FERRARI,

THE ALARM WOKE ME UP:D

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